Chris Brown: I did NOT beat that girl down!

Now don't get me wrong, Chris Brown is one sessy beige brotha that I would definitely scooch over for but beating down women is NOT the business. Now since we are all in the business of ASSuming I will leave the jackassery to you all and just state what I know. I know that I wasn't there and that I don't know how she got her face all plumped up like Oscar Meyer hot dogs. (love you RiRi) Bottom line: Chris is expected to plead not guilty. So we'll see what happens there. If you want the rest of the dish check the AJC arty :)